Tag Archives: biznasty

Push It

27 Oct

You guys are a crack squad of awesome.  This week is like a TV show where you’re all CSI and solving the case of who can send us the best photo.  The @BioSteelSports Camp posted this one from the summer – imagine how many more they have?  Don’t make us break in there, guys.  It’s bad enough someone’s going to have to scrape Gator off the floor now.

@melfiore makes a bid for first place

If you watch The Amazing Race you know that hay bail rolling comes in handy sometimes.  They should make a Canadian version, like Battle of the Blades, and Stamkos can be my partner.  I’m bad with directions and can’t drive stick shift, but I bet Steven can do those too.  I’ll just carry the granola bars and read instructions.

I also found this, which makes me want to join the Army.  Team Biz would win the Race and be a crowd favorite.  You’d be invited back for All-Stars or Survivor, which has a lot more shirtless tanning and sharing tents.  Any takers?

Why God Invented Twitter

23 Sep

Sometimes I talk to myself in Geno-speak.  It only lasts a few minutes because I’m cracking up.

Intern Desk: Dear Diary

22 Sep

A bunch of you sent us this link and I’m so sorry that I’m slow in posting.  I was laugh-crying so hard I couldn’t type.

Some gems from this fantastic game show:

Most Uncomfortable: Intern Jeff Skinner’s “short shifts” apparently translate off the ice.  Is he old enough to be making these jokes?

Best Admission of Guilt: “This is awkward.” – Intern Jeff Skinner

Good Will Hunting Award: Tyler Seguin’s fractions – 4.2, 4.3

Best Time to Cheat: “A lot of women watch this.” – Cabbie to Seguin as he grades his own ‘stick handling’

Best Answer That Isn’t Cheating: “Soft mitts off the ice.” – Stammer gives himself a 5 for ‘stick handling’

But the best best best overall part of this video?  James Neal & Steven Stamkos LOVE each other.  Intern Jeff Skinner really knows how to keep his job around here.

Dear Cabbie, please host the NHL Awards.  Dear NHL, you know I’m right.

BizNasty Is At It Again.

12 Sep

leave it to the Biz...

So Pants tweeted about this too and evidently she wasn’t the only one to call Ovi out on his meniacal twitter laughter. But it was accompanied by this:

Coming from a man whose twitter photo is posing with Tony the Tiger? Really? I’m sure this will be settled on the ice. Oh, if Biz ever get’s any ice time.

Foxy Friday: BioSteel Sports Camp

26 Aug

Okay, they earned it. Videos and photos and… thank heaven for this week.  And for Alyonka Larionov (person I am most jealous of in the world!)’s Twitter photos.  Who said something about Seguin wearing the heck out of a suit? Did you ask for a t-shirt?

That sound you hear is Chuck's lifeless body hitting the floor.

And Stamkos showing off (approved):

There's a "throw me up against the wall" joke here...

I obliged Intern Jeff Skinner and did a single pull-up at the gym yesterday.  Almost popped my shoulders out.  I can plank and run and lift… but not like this.  I get woozy just thinking about it.  Not enough BioSteel in the world to get me through 1/10th of what these guys do.

Impressed yet?

He doesn't even look tired.

What you really want is video of Biz doing yoga in his unders.  You got it.

And hey, look who got 10 seconds of camera time?

Frankly, this is not enough.

So that’s Foxy Friday – the boys working it out because they can’t wait to get back together with you.  Now if this hurricane really takes us all out, at least you saw Biz in his skivvies.

Good Excuse to be a Bad Influence

22 Aug

The BioSteel sports camp is this week in Toronto and Biz Tweeted this photo of his lucky locker room assignment:

@BizNasty2point0 - The @BioSteelSports camp all this week in Toronto. Don't worry Lightning fans, Stamkos is in good hands.

We suggest you lock up your daughters bloggers.

If you’re wondering how Stammer’s off-season project of impersonating Nicky Backstrom is going, here’s an update on his hair and the upcoming season [video].

Happy Monday, kids!

 

Let This One Slide

10 Aug

Can I just…

Are those moccasins on a scooter, Biz?  Is this a dig at Mike Green?  I doubt it, because you’re hilarious and we freaking love you. So you’d better not be making fun, since I know where your team stays and I don’t do Wolverine-haired emo slapfights.  I will take off my earrings and my Lee Press-On Nails and we will go.  (Mike Rupp, you are excused from this argument due to elf costume power.)

Sorry, I got all defensive.  Somebody has to stick up for him and it’s not gonna be Nicky!  Mike is probably thrilled to think he started a trend.  The Fourth Period has a big feature on Biz [link] being Biz: looking swag, chilling with a Playmate… damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Off-Season Projects

20 May

#2: New yearbook photos

NHL Class of 2011: Paul Bissonnette

Most Likely to Get You Grounded by Your Dad (for Good Reason)

Biz photoshoot from @_MichaelFranco_, who Tweeted a few photos early.

$1 Beers For This? You Betcha!

27 Jan

Only if this comes with Kris Letang in it with room for two like a double wide!

The Coyotes really know how to party! Only in a place where it gets to be like a million degrees would they give away a wearable fleece blanket.  Beer for a buck?  I am so there. But does it come with a belt? Because that is what is in for this Spring – EVERYONE knows that.

The ‘Hit’s’ Just Keep Coming!

18 Jan

please keep your clothes on until we're done

Biznasty’s been busy but not on the ice. If you are in the Arizona area, pick up your free copy of Scottsdale’s Men’s Health because this month’s cover boy is none other than Paul Bissonnette! (video here) Teammate Keith Yandle does a fabulous interview to help his teammate promote the ‘free’ publication and much like Ovi, you get the feeling Paul doesn’t like to keep his clothes on.