Tag Archives: Alexander Semin

Mikey Monday: Had a Bad Day

2 May

Whenever someone messes up in a Caps game I think, “Thank God it wasn’t Mike.”  But last night, it was.

I hung around Verizon for about 30 min yesterday after the Nationals game, deciding if I should spend way too much money on a hockey ticket or save it for Game 5.  If there is a Game 5.  There has to be, right?  Well good thing I didn’t go because I would have cried.

Halfway through the third, Squishy tried to pass through the crease.  The puck hit Mike’s skate like a backboard and went right in behind Neuvy.  It could have happened to anyone.  Lecavalier was right there with a wide open net anyway.  But UGH, Mike looked so sad looking up at the Jumbotron.

Shortly after, Mike took a bad penalty for sticking his elbow in Steven Stamkos’ face.  Someone’s been reading WUYS and got a little jealous over my fangirling Friday night.  Stammer weighs like 180, he wasn’t going to crush anyone into the boards.  But Mikey facewashed him anyway (because I said I like his beard).

Photo from jlrpuck.tumblr.com

I couldn’t watch to power play, too worried that TB would score again.  The Caps did kill it off (thank heaven) and Ovi got a beauty of a Hail Mary to send the game to overtime.  New hope, right?

Nope.  Lecavalier scored in OT to put the Bolts up by two games.  The Caps just can’t get a bounce!  Boucher will keep talking like they are underdogs and fighting an uphill battle and… oh shut up.  If you’re going to play great and convert on every opportunity then at least own it.

Shake it off, Mike.  If you’re sad then Nicky and Brooksy are sad and Sasha’s hair is so 90s that he can only take so much post-Cold War dreariness.  You’ll take the whole bromance down.  So have yourself a group hug, get iCarly to photobomb someone and you’ll feel better.  Work on your already suspicious tan in Florida and just relax.  Wins are coming.  We can feel it.  And some people can STFU, thankyouverymuch.

A Good Roomate?

21 Apr

An Epic Bromance is more like it! Watch Ovi light up when he talks about ‘Semmy’ and Mike Green later on about his roommate Nicky B. No wonder these guys keep winning! There is so much love here, no woman will ever come between them and their underarmour!

And sorry ladies, I wouldn’t room with Brooksy, too ODC for me!

Foxy Friday – Jason Arnott!

15 Apr

Ive got the dark and broody thing down pat girls!

The Caps needs some love and they got it in the form of sexy #44 from New Jersey who waived his no-trade clause in February go to Washington and serve as a strong center for BB and Capt. Ovi!

Now we just need a shot of that in a Caps Jersey!

He’s the only one on the team with a cup under his belt and has put a ring on it (oops besides Knuble)! That shows he has faith in the Caps and we have faith in #44 because in the short time he’s been there, he’s done that! He’s scored his 400 th career goal and made a huge difference helping put the Fierce back in Sasha Fierce!

Why is Jason the only one NOT shirtless? Does he not know THE RULES?

BTW – in the photo above, both Sashas have to be standing on something!

He shares his birthday with Pants, October 11 but not the year! So he’s a Libra like her and I.

He began his NHL career with the Edmonton Oilers  in 1993–94 after being selected seventh overall in the 1993 NHL Entry Draft and was named to the NHL All-Rookie Team. A two-time NHL All-Star, Arnott won the Stanley Cup with the New Jersey Devils in 2000, scoring the championship-winning goal in the second overtime of game six so the play-off experience will definitely come in handy!

You are FOXY! And were glad youre a Cap now!

He’s 6’5″ and 220! That’s alot of hunky hot man meat! He’s married but that shouldn’t count him out of the hottie patrol here! We can still love him from a far!

So we salute you Mr. Arnott for coming to Washington and award with this week’s FOXY FRIDAY! and hope to see you raise the cup once more only this time in a Caps jersey!

*Editor’s Note from Chuck*

Sorry, Dawn, but I had to photo bomb your post.  How could you have forgotten this gem?

Scrub-a-dub, ladies.


Is It Over Yet?

13 Apr

Is it safe yet?

I can’t bare to look. The last thing I remember was Ovi stabbing at the puck like a fat girl trying to the grab the last cupcake at happy hour at Cupcake Royale and believe me, I KNOW because that is usually ME! And trust me, you don’t want your fingers anywhere between me and the last red velvet cupcake.

And then O.T. and then … and then … nothing. Like really bad well … we all know what euphemism I am suggesting here and it wouldn’t have anything to do with Kris Letang. Oh the miserable waiting while they went back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. Finally Mr. Cherrie commented that all O.T. goals are either scored in the first 2 minutes or the last 2 minutes and then Sasha Fierce brought down the house and Ovi threw him to the ice with alot of affection!
THANK F*&CKING GOD because I don’t think I could take it anymore. Of all the first round play-off games tonight this one was a heart stopper. I was literally trying to mentally will the puck into the goal from the couch and Pants and Chuck were texting me asking me if I was freaking out – “Why yes, OF COURSE!” And then because I got a new phone that I have NO IDEA how to work, I ended up calling Chuck EAST COAST time – she LOVED THAT – instead of texting her back.
Earlier in the day Pants thought I butt dialed her when I had actually tried to texted her too. Don’t you love that? Having friends think you accidentally butt dial them? “Oh sorry …I love you so much my butt dialed you …”  “Just thinking of you so my butt dialed you. xxoo”  “My butt just called to say it loved you. xxoo” So there is your happy play-off thought for the day. Maybe some day my butt will dial you too just to say ‘hi’ but it will more likely just text you to tell you – GO CAPS – OVECHKIN IS HOT!

Oh NOVI Didn’t – Again!

3 Apr

sexy time

Magic numerical numbers for the Caps this weekend as number 28 tallies number 28 – that’s Sasha Fierce for those not counting. And number 22 for number 22  and that would be Knuble and non-Ruble. We also have career number 400 for number 44 – Sexy Jason Arnott.

And last but not least – Ovi caps the magically numerical night off with a non-numercial goal – number 30 for number 8 but has a magical ass dance to win in OT!

Mr. Cherrie and I were THAT couple in our local Pub – you know the ones – I was wearing my Caps shirt and he was wearing his Ryan Miller jersey. But we live in Seattle so the irony was lost on EVERYONE. Oh well. We had our own kiss cam when each team scored a goal. Or should I say, neither one of us are very good winner/losers! It’s one of the few times we have to agree to disagree. Buffalo is his team. Always has been, always will be.

this sometimes happens when we aren't watching hockey!

I’m talking about the dress. I don’t allow the matching hockey wear! Total fashion DON’T! 😉

Ovi Is Back On Twitter & My Moment Of Zen

8 Mar

My life is COMPLETE! After taking almost two years off twitter, the Gr8 8 (isn’t that redundant) why yes it would be –  is back tweeting important things like where he’s going to eat, when he’s going to bed and random comments like “Yes” or “luck” or who knows what. Actually, I could probably guess but …It doesn’t matter because it’s Ovi man and it’s important and we want to know, at least I do.

i'm back ladies - BOOM!

It’s only Tuesday and this week is shaping up to be a suckfest so I pulled a photo of my three favorite Russians, Sasha Fierce, The Gr8 8 and Sergei Fedorov. I couldn’t believe my luck to find one with all three in a – a- um, well, is there a word for an all male menage trois? And since I don’t speak french, do they have a word for a male bromance of three?

Sasha loves Sergei and the other Sasha loves Sergei

And because I really miss Mike Green and I want and NEED him back even though I heart meinen Herr Sturm and new hottie Jason Arnott I found this sweet photo of Mikey in better days. Hurry back Mikey but only when you’re 100%.

We miss you!

Sasha Squared = Bi-Winning!

7 Mar

Now you see me, in a second, you won't.

Hey all you Caps fans! Did I call it or what? Who’s on fire? Sasha Fierce is on fire!  Who saved the game tonight against Tampa? Sasha Fierce tieing it with less than 7 minutes to go.  My other Russian Machine nailed the coffin shut with a shootout goal. Who won the game in OT against Florida? Sasha Fierce. Confidence is sexy and both are showing it in spades! BOOM!

What would have happened if GM GM would have traded one of his most valuable ass-ets? We know he can’t trade first Sasha but thank the hockey gods he didn’t trade second Sasha and instead got everyone some awesome support. Now GM GM, WHERE’S MY GOALIE – because sweet Neuvy took it in the face tonight and Varly has been suspiciously absent – no complaint here about that but Holtby isn’t exactly who we need in right now. Just sayin’.

Because from rubbing Poe’s belly, I’m prognosticating something shiny, silver, tall and a lord for the Caps come June-ish if things keep going this way.