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How do you say “work it out” in Russian?

19 Jul

Special Thanks to WUYS fan, Rae (@raedanda) for the heads up about this great photos from of Evgeni “Bunny” Malkin rehabbing in Mother Russia.

The scar looks pretty gnarly, but glad to see that Geno is getting in shape for the season.

99% of the time, I think he looks like a villian from a James Bond movie but dare I say, he looks pretty good in these photos.  Handsome, even.

Wow, never thought I’d actually say that…


Now that Geno’s back training, what about Pants’ future baby daddy, Sidney?  Could he be far behind??



Did You Know?

13 Jul

I've got Game ..mad game.

Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin are UFA’s  in 13/14 and 14/15 respectively? I was shocked by this – seeing that the golden goose and face of the NHL would be free to wander and check out other goods sooner rather than later.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Ovi is locked and fully loaded with the Washington Capitals for 13 years and a bajillion dollars (ok – 124 million to be exact) signing one of the most lucrative contracts in the NHL to date.

I've got game too ...

So why didn’t Sidney sign one of those or Malkin put his “X” on the dotted line? I assume they had. Why didn’t Pittsburgh run after them with some big bucks and long-term contracts to secure the dynasty?

oh and what's a day without a picture of Ovi shirtless ...

Now with both of them having suffered some serious injuries between a possible career ending concussion and those knee knocking splits … you gotta wonder. Who got the better end of the deal on this?

Looking at Pittsburgh and their salary cap,  it seems they don’t believe in long-term contracts with anyone! Poor J. Staal maybe looking else where soon too! Pittsburgh maybe coughing up some major cash.

Oh and you know I can’t mention the Penguins without saying WHAT’S KRIS LETANG BEEN UP TO? – stuffing his gorgeous face:

I'll have what's he having ... TYVM.

And if you want to check out the status of your favorite player:

Have You Had Your Letang Today?

2 Mar

excuse me, pardon me, coming through!

I think not! Hot Mop and more. Plus I found this nugget of Malkin and since I will grudgingly admit I like him too, here ya go. But this still doesn’t make me a Penguin’s fan for the record. Just so you know. I bleed red, white and blue – CAPS! Ovi forever. Except ok, Letang really does it for me. I can’t help myself – OBVIOUSLY.

that would be me from behind - stalking!

really? was this necessary? but nice legs!

Dammit Geno

9 Feb

We knew.  Everybody knew.  And yet today, every hour on the hour I have the urge to throw something across the room.  It could have something to do with the POS performance against Columbus last night.

Pittsburgh Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin will undergo surgery Thursday to repair a torn ACL and torn MCL in his right knee, the team announced Wednesday.  Malkin’s rehabilitation will take six months, and he will be ready for the start of training camp in September, General Manager Ray Shero

Apparently Geno texted Dan Bylsma simply, “I’m sorry.” That really makes me want to cry.  Then I found this gem and felt a little better.  Nothing compares to Malkin for goofiness.

Laser cat?

But still.  CRAP.

Make It Stop!

4 Feb

Ok, I swore I would stop writing posts about the Penguins because there are so many other things in Hockey to write about but damn it, they keep doing things that are news worthy.

First off, Malkin just injured himself AGAIN – YES – AGAIN. He went into the boards and hurt himself in the second period against Buffalo as I am writing this. He will not be finishing the game and now maybe not the season. UPDATE: He is out with a torn ACL and MLC. Here is the current update.

Secondly, Fleury released his own cereal this week. Yes, that is not a typo. A cereal. So now you have the Flower for breakfast. I would obviously rather have Mr. LeBang but in a pinch, Fleury Flakes just might do. If you want to order your own here’s the link. You can get a snappy shirt too.

shove it in your mouth - i dare you, you little bastard

Thirdly and obviously to me, most importantly, below is a link to an AWESOME piece on Mr. LeBang about his run for Norris Trophy candidate. If you didn’t love him before – which I can’t IMAGINE WHY you didn’t -YOU WILL NOW. It’s his fault. Kris LeBang.

It evidently is all our fault? um .. yeah. I'll take it.

Too Injured For All-Star Game But Not For Bowling?

25 Jan

can't let a day go by without a photo of his hotness

Um…? The Penguins had their annual Pens and Pins Charity Bowling event on 1/17 and either Malkin and Crosby have been seeing a faith healer or something is rotten in Pittsburg. Not to taint my love for all things Letang because he is still smokin’ hot as evidenced above but for realsies? This is one of the many reasons I can’t stand Sidney. If he can attend a Pens’ Charity event, he can damn well at least attend the All-Star game. He owes it to the fans.

ignore the princess on the left - fleury is adorable!

As far as  Malkin goes, if he can bowl, I’m not seeing anything wrong with his knee. Again, he can get his Russian hockey butt to the All-Star game too if only to attend for the fans. UPDATE: Evidently now Bylsma is claiming Malkin has a sinus infection/illness and won’t be attending and will not be playing in tonight’s game either.

I think Geno and Crosby should just come clean like Zetterburg and Luongo and say, “I just don’t want to attend. Thanks but no thanks .”  Which leads to a whole other discussion, should there be an All-Star game? Because with the All-Stars dropping like flies – what does that say to us fans? It sorts feels like the ultimate F-You –  D-listed like the entertainment. Dissed and disrepected.

knee looks good to me

When you have the honor of being VOTED into the top six players in all of the NHL BY FANS, I think you ought to check your tiara at the door, put your best prom dress on, fix your mascara and show up sister.


20 Jan

I don’t know who made this, but I’ve been laughing for half an hour.  I just… Malkin.