Scars & Cars

6 Jun

I’m not much of one for cars, especially since a certain defenseman’s Lamborghini just makes me laugh.  But scars?  For bikini season, we thought we’d bring back this gem MDZ is sporting:

“When Evgeni Malkin cut me with a skate I felt lucky to have ribs. I got 50 stitches, no staples. I’ve had to work hard on balancing my lats ever since. But I have to say, it’s a great icebreaker, especially at the beach. Like they say chicks dig scars.” – New York Rangers’ Michael Del Zotto [video – no visible blood]

What say you – do chicks dig scars?

It goes with this face.

11 Responses to “Scars & Cars”

  1. Tiffany June 6, 2012 at 9:58 am #

    love me some mdz. but it tears me up with my loyalty to the devils and adam henrique. but that face and those abs, ah!!! why does he have to be on the rangers. GAH!

  2. Casey June 6, 2012 at 10:03 am #

    As a Boston faithful, I’ve been taught to believe that NY and Montreal anything are evil. But then there’s MDZ in all his Italian glory and I want nothing more than to see his scar up close and personal. I feel kind of gross since I am 3 years older than him, but damn he’s hot.

  3. Deanna June 6, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    Yes. Yes, yes, yes. This chick digs scars. Especially DZ’s

  4. pointtakenhowever June 6, 2012 at 10:42 am #

    I’d balance his lats. Wait…what? Geez you ladies are going hardcore with the pretty this week.

  5. penspuckbunny June 6, 2012 at 11:27 am #

    Don’t know about others, but THIS chick sure does dig scars!!! Especially on Michael-baby!!! As a Pens fan, I would be more than happy to do penance for my Geno’s deed… any way that Mikey would ask! 😉 I don’t even care that doing so would make me the worst kind of cougar – that’s how much I dig scars & MDZ.

  6. Chuck June 6, 2012 at 11:53 am #

    Digging this so hard right now.

    “Balancing my lats.” That has to be euphemism for something entirely inappropriate. You’re a dirty bird, DZ. And I like it.

    That scar is scary, yet sexy at the same time. I think it is the location.

  7. Pants June 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm #

    I think MDZ should say he was the true version of that urban legend about “I woke up in a tub full of ice with no kidneys.” The kidney is lower that this scar, but girls on the beach don’t know that.

  8. Rose June 6, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

    Wasn’t this in two years ago? But two-year-old scars are still hot. I dig it.

    • Rose June 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm #

      *this two. cross off the “in.”

  9. Farah Mandich (@farahmandich) June 7, 2012 at 10:46 am #

    I mean…I dig THAT scar. For sure.

  10. andrea June 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

    Scars? Brendan Shanahan got better looking with every stitch.

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