Monday I said, “Can we get an off-season photo of Steven Stamkos?” If he started wearing a ponytail for the summer, I want get my crying out of the way before workout videos start to pop up.
This video of Steven accepting an award for being Steven-tastic not only includes him talking on a child’s plastic telephone and being chased around a Christmas tree by a toddler in a pillow fight, but also HE CUT HIS HAIR.
YAAAYY…WAIT. I’m not sure we’re going on by his ear – can someone just push his hair back there? With the super-high collar, this look is a little too “nervous religious-affiliated high school graduation” for me. Is it too short? Too vanilla?
Uh oh, I kinda miss the long hair! Just a little flow, like this:
Nothing crazy, like when he was working weekends pumping gas for gator trawlers in the Everglades:
No? I’m just used to looking through 3D glasses and now the world seems all flat and ordinary? This was really the best:
Can you argue with advertising campaigns?
I hate to start asking already if it’s October yet… I’ll try to hold off. Stammer was having a shoulder issue late in the season, and says it’s feeling better after a month off [link]. He’ll be in Vegas for the NHL Awards, accepting the Rocket Richard trophy for his 60-goal performance and as a nominee for the Hart Trophy. There’s a negative-seven percent chance he’ll have any kind of tan, so pack your sunglasses.
This is what happens in summer, y’all: style consultations and gratuitous cross-sports graphics.