Shanabanned: Intern Jeff Skinner

16 Mar

Intern Jeff Skinner scored his 20th goal of the season last night, and it was a beauty.  Skinner had 31 last season during his Rookie of the Year campaign, but that’s what happens.  More goals gets you more defense.  So use your feet:

But please, don’t use your feet to kick someone.  With your skate blade.  Which Skinner also did during the game against the Blues:

Skinner has been suspended two games for that genius maneuver.  Principal Shanahan explains… link.

When I see a kid in Target wailing and flailing on the floor in the cereal aisle, I think that I’d do that if it were socially acceptable.  But I don’t.  This is such a intern-level temper tantrum.  Maybe he was upset because we give Mike Green the “bad boy” slot in our NHL boyband.  Either way, Jeff needs a time out.

2 Responses to “Shanabanned: Intern Jeff Skinner”

  1. Jess March 16, 2012 at 9:08 pm #

    Effing Blues. They probably deserved it.

  2. Anonymous March 17, 2012 at 9:18 am #

    I wish it was legal to do that to children in stores sometimes lol – that made me laugh, ty!
    Great site ya got here btw – I”m glad my friend KEEFY told me about it. CHEERS LADIES!

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