Before you scroll down, I’m just going to say three things:
1) Fair warning.
2) You can all stop sending me these photos now.
3) Intern Jeff Skinner can lift a LOT of office supplies.
I mean STOP IT. I tried to resist posting these, but at least three people emailed me and this is a cheer-ocracy. I’m not responsible for whatever you thought the moment you saw them, but I know where they’re from…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JEFF? You left that ice wearing three layers of clothing – did you Hulk right out of them? There are girls in the stands who would faint (a few just fainted here). Maybe you heard us all say we thought James Neal was kinda skinny on NHL36, or it’s because Tyler Seguin takes his shirt off every ten minutes. If you want to keep showing off, and have 2-goal games like Saturday, we can take requests for you to jump out of birthday cakes.
And no, you still can’t have a raise. But this was a *really* nice try. I might have some singles…
[Real Question: What do you give strippers in Canada? Loonies and Toonies? Without paper dollars, I’m confused. Or is everyone there so hot they start at the $5 range?]