Shanabanned: Mike Green

10 Mar

Sorry if this place looks like Hate on the Caps Central.  We just want to win!!

And this won’t help.  Mike Green has been suspended three games.

I would be lying if I said the idea of Brendan Shanahan yelling at Mike on the phone didn’t give me the giggles.  I picture it like the principal yelling at the detention kids in The Breakfast Club.  Mike’s all of the guys, of course – the nerd, the jock and the bad boy with the soft heart.  He’d wear your earring, if not for that helmet.

Pooh Bear, why?  Keep your damned elbows down, this isn’t a Fall Out Boy emo pseudo-mosh pit!

So the Capitals will face Boston, Toronto and the NYI with Fidget on defense.  It’ll be Hamrlik or Erskine taking his place today.  I hope it’s Erskine – have you seen the Bruins?  Yikes.  I don’t want Troy Brouwer fighting all the Caps battles, because he scores 75% of their goals.

Godspeed to the Capitals today.  Chuck and her boys will show no mercy.

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2 Responses to “Shanabanned: Mike Green”

  1. Chuck March 10, 2012 at 11:53 am #

    In the words of Commander Peter Quincey Taggart…

    Never give up! Never surrender!

  2. Cassy March 10, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

    You of course meant to say “Chuck and Cassy’s boys will show no mercy” naturally…. Lol

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