Keep Your Chin Up

6 Dec

I want the Tampa Bay Lightning to play better, because they are such a happy crew.  Behind-the-scenes from the Tampa Bay Magazine cover story:

Easy, breezy, beautiful. Now cut your hair.

And there’s adorable video too [link].

Spin like a ballerina!

The Bolts are 11-13-2, while the cross-state Panthers are killing it and leading the division.  That’s right, I said the PANTHERS.  Remember when Rob Niedermayer played for them?

Stunnas.

Stammer has 16 G/13 A, which puts him near the top in goals and points.

Lean back.

But they’re struggling to put together wins.  The Lightning have dropped 9 of 15 games, including the last 4 in a row.

Squishy is a distinguished gentleman.

They play tonight against a team with a worse record – the Islanders.  It would be nice to get a running start into tough road games against the Rangers and Flyers later this week.

Everybody loves Steven.

12 Responses to “Keep Your Chin Up”

  1. Lindsay December 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    OHMYGODSQUISHY. He is a beautiful, beautiful man.

    • Jess December 6, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

      He is the tiniest man alive. 5’5″… 5’6″ TOPS.

      • Lindsay December 7, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

        No worries. I am the tiniest woman. 5’4″. Also, Hockey DB says Squishy is 5’8″. Take that, Jess.

  2. Cassy December 6, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Does nobody else see the resemblance to the cops in Bay City here? Anyone? Starsky and Hutch? No one? Stammer is Hutch and all the others wanna be Starsky 😀

  3. Amanda December 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    I can’t deal with Stammer and the long hair anymore. I just can’t do it…

  4. Deanna December 6, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    Vinny and Squishy are so god damn attractive, and I’m even strangely attracted to Malone. BUT Stammer needs to get rid of that hair already. If she has a girlfriend, she needs to cut it in his sleep. If he doesn’t have one, I volunteer myself for the job.

    • Deanna December 6, 2011 at 11:09 pm #

      Excuse me, if HE has a girlfriend. Unintentional jab at the long hair.

  5. aemorgan (@aemorgan) December 7, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Sorry, but either Stamkos’ eyes are too close together or his face is too wide. I just don’t find him attractive at all.

    Squishy, on the other hand, IS a distinguished gentleman. A sexy, sexy distinguished gentleman.

    • Chuck December 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

      Stammer’s eyes are too close together. That the problem. St. Louis’ eyes are just perfect…or at least they were…

  6. lifesamixtape (@lifesamixtape) December 7, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    Is it just me, or does Stamkos remind anyone else of Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High? “Mr. Hand”? Especially the one with the cool-guy shades.

    • Lorri(Lorelei6903) December 8, 2011 at 11:57 am #

      Yesss! LOL I was thinking the exact same thing! A young Sean Penn:D

    • aemorgan (@aemorgan) December 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

      ABSOLUTELY

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