Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing. (I swear I was in DC the entire time.) Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned:
1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection.
2. He went from having his baby face, to this one, then back to the exact same baby face. How is that possible?
3. I would have loved him in middle school too, rocking the velvet collared shirt and the Nick Carter curtains. Even then, he knew how to use product.
This is serious “Do you like me? Circle yes or no.” material. You’re doodling his name on your paper bag book covers and checking your Bonne Bell lip gloss in the locker mirror right now, aren’t you?