Intern Desk: Win a Date

20 Oct

Intern Jeff Skinner here, announcing an Independent Study that I’m taking as part of my job with WUYS.  Why not do more work, eh?  It’s not like they pay me.  My objective (as clearly stated in my WUYS Thesis Outline) is to get Pants and Gator to come to Raleigh to see me.  I went to DC and they only came over for 10 minutes, then spent the entire time looking at Captain Eric.  I know he’s blond.  I KNOW!

I’m breaking out the big guns (and I don’t mean my new arms… this time):

See that bobblehead?  The one with the Calder Trophy we’re giving away on 11/14?  Match that to your Logan Couture teal nail polish, Pants!  But it turns out Chuck will be in DC that weekend.  WHAT.  How about wall clings on 12/1 – perfect for the office!  The car!  But the freaking Penguins are in DC that night.  First Chuck, then Neal.  I might have to call that James Neal up right now and give him a piece of my mind.  I have his number, did you know that Pants?  Oh, you’ve secured DCPD cell phone triangulation equipment?  Well FINE!

That’s right – I’m giving away a DATE.  How do you like that?  There are zero details on this promotion because I am mysterious and playing hard-to-get.  And in case Pants wins, because then we’re going to Canada and I’m drinking a beer.  I can do that now.

Once around the tree, the fox chased the rabbit...

You guys should enter the contest – it’s right here [link].  Pants already entered, I checked.  If you won, we could go apple picking or Christmas caroling and she’d be really jealous.  We could go to Eric’s for pre-game meal, then I’d give you a jersey and score you a goal and everything.  I hear girls love that stuff.  Then I’d be all shy and embarrassed when they ask about you post-game but I’ll just say that I could hear you cheering loudest of all.

Sigh.  That sounds pretty good, eh?  I hope you win.  Yes, you.  I’ll post lots of pictures of our date on WUYS and not even bring Pants a Mexicola that day.  Then she’ll have to come to Carolina.

10 Responses to “Intern Desk: Win a Date”

  1. Shi at 12:21 pm #

    I’m in Florida and I entered. Look out, intern! I’m coming!

  2. Lindsay at 12:39 pm #

    This……is the best WUYS post ever. Hands down.

    • Pants at 12:51 pm #

      Aw Linds, Intern Jeff loves you right back.

  3. Jess at 5:59 pm #

    While I love this manchild an almost illegal amount, the take-home message from this post is that I could get tickets to FIVE Carolina games for less than the price of ONE Vancouver game.


    And I am going to FIVE games this year. Which mean, if I lived in Raleigh, I could go to TWENTY-FIVE games.


    God, that’s depressing.

    And I hate the Canucks too… which makes it sting all the more.

  4. Jess at 6:00 pm #

    OH! I almost forgot. Whoever wins the date better watch out for Peanut Butter. She seems the jealous type.

    (This video is seriously weird… skip to near the end for heart-melting adorableness!)

  5. Amanda at 9:12 pm #

    I already told Chuck and Pants, but I’m willing to transfer for you, Jeff. Just putting that out there…
    Or maybe you can just pull a few strings with that smile of your’s and bring the Whaler’s back to CT. That works too. Water actually freezes on it’s own up here.

    • Amanda at 9:14 pm #

      See? I’m down to earth too! I make mistakes! Grammatical ones.

  6. Scarlett at 10:51 pm #

    Precious. Just so stinkin’ precious.

  7. Cassy at 4:29 am #

    I’m so proud IJS is mastering the Windsor after all those hours of teaching and practice.

    That’s my boy!

  8. Veronica at 11:03 pm #

    I love living in Raleigh and having season tix to the Canes! He makes me want to buy the Jeff Skinner 5 game plan several times over…can I get a bobblehead for each ticket I have?

    If anyone wants to come down to Raleigh for a visit, let me know. I can get seats at the season ticket holder price for any of the games.

    I have to go now and enter the win a date with Jeff Skinner and figure out how I am going to break the news to my future husband, Jonathan Toews if I wind up winning…

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