Did the sky fall?
I know what you’re thinking – there’s some kind of Upstate NY voodoo hypnosis going on or Kaner figured out how to roofie via Twitter. But I’m going to go ahead and say it: Damn, Patrick. Best use of off-season.
Kaner had wrist surgery in July and is back on the ice, possibly playing 2nd line center. He was the #1 overall draft pick in ’07 and won the Calder for Rookie of the Year in ’08 (beating out Toews and you know he brings it up every day). Patrick also scored the Stanley Cup-winning goal in ’10 and for a hot second was the only person in the world who knew the Hawks had won.
He’s from Buffalo, has a lot of sisters (okay 3), has been in trouble with the law (don’t Google it, please) and falls somewhere on the height chart just between me & Chuck. It’s okay – I like to wear flats.
The Hawks posted a PKane workout video, in which he borrows the longjohns I wear under my ski pants (I was looking for those!). Ignore his Rivera reference because the Yankees lost… mwhahaha.
So I submit this all-inclusive Kaner video into evidence: adorable, cheesy, working hard in leggings. What more proof do you need?