Foxy Friday: Patrick Kane

7 Oct

Did the sky fall?

I know what you’re thinking – there’s some kind of Upstate NY voodoo hypnosis going on or Kaner figured out how to roofie via Twitter.  But I’m going to go ahead and say it: Damn, Patrick.  Best use of off-season.

Kaner had wrist surgery in July and is back on the ice, possibly playing 2nd line center.  He was the #1 overall draft pick in ’07 and won the Calder for Rookie of the Year in ’08 (beating out Toews and you know he brings it up every day).  Patrick also scored the Stanley Cup-winning goal in ’10 and for a hot second was the only person in the world who knew the Hawks had won.

He’s from Buffalo, has a lot of sisters (okay 3), has been in trouble with the law (don’t Google it, please) and falls somewhere on the height chart just between me & Chuck.  It’s okay – I like to wear flats.

The Hawks posted a PKane workout video, in which he borrows the longjohns I wear under my ski pants (I was looking for those!).  Ignore his Rivera reference because the Yankees lost… mwhahaha.

So I submit this all-inclusive Kaner video  into evidence: adorable, cheesy, working hard in leggings.  What more proof do you need?

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9 Responses to “Foxy Friday: Patrick Kane”

  1. Katrina October 7, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    Toe-may-toes / tow-mah-tows – but Patrice Bergeron is MUCH better looking. I would give my left kidney just to bed him once. 🙂

  2. Deanna October 7, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    I always thought of him as scrawny, and then I saw pictures from the convention this summer. My eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw him in that polo shirt…my reaction: “Uhhhhh when did PKane get so jacked? And hot? Not okay.”

    • Jaime October 7, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

      I KNOW. I saw those pictures in July and I wondered wtf happened to him. It’s weird, I don’t like it.

  3. Jess's Ghost October 7, 2011 at 10:42 am #

    Look at those dimples, ladies. How could this have ever been a question?

    *ignores unfortunate mullet situation… But even then…*

  4. Lindsay October 7, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    Christ on a bike, Pants. Are you trying to kill me now too? Foxy Friday Patrik Kane AND Blackhawks TV workout videos? It’s not even my birthday. My hormones thank you profusely. WUYS = best.site.ever.

  5. carter October 7, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    PKane, infiltrating your DF lists since 1988.

  6. Shi October 7, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    He doesn’t look quite so much like a 12 year old as he used to. I can dig it.

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