A Few Sweet Dudes

7 Oct

You knew it was coming.  Captain Serious cannot be outdone in any category (especially his own category) – he was just saving the best for last.  Taking a (really too obvious but keep doing squats and we don’t care) page from 24/7, Blackhawks TV once again brings you the best hockey programming around.  Carter, Lindsay and you (yes, you) – enjoy:

Blackhawks Fitness Testing Video [link]

Blackhawks Stretching & Weights Routine[link]

Of course JT isn’t the only one working hard.  Hammer can be my Field Day partner – check out that one-legged long jump distance.  Duncan Keith’s quad is the size of my waist:

Seabrook’s hair is a World Wonder:

And Kaner owns this balance measure… he once used it as a sobriety test.

We see you, lady at the table. Eyes on his feet!

The Hawks kick off the season tonight in Dallas.  The game is on NHL Center Ice, so if you want to come over just bring pizza.

10 Responses to “A Few Sweet Dudes”

  1. Lindsay October 7, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    OKaaaaaay….I’ve been holding back in commenting so I’m not the #1 commenter again 🙂 but….this…gah. The Blackhawks are on a mission to kill me. For shiz. This is the best thing on the Internet, hands down.

    The return of Toews Does Squats completely makes my day.

  2. Jess's Ghost October 7, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    I can only assume there are no comments because EVERYONE HAS DIED.

    Clearly my Captain sensed my thought-infidelity with the BEAST of a man that is Jordan Staal and 80% of the Pittsburgh Penguins last night so he rallied the troops to win back my imagilove. Don’t worry my darling, it worked. I will never dream-stray again. I promise.

  3. Veronica October 7, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    I am completely and utterly speechless…possibly because of the drool coming out of my mouth as I stare at JT’s…well EVERYTHING! I am so happy that I can actually get WUYS at work and it is not firewalled so that I can escape into reality.

    I will try and keep Intern Jeff Skinner in line tonight as the Canes open up against the Lightning, but I may be distracted by the images that have now been firmly imprinted in my mind…sigh

  4. Amanda October 7, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    In second place to Jonathan Toews does squats: Jonathan Toews does pull ups.
    Thank god I don’t have anymore classes today, because now I’m completely non-functional. BHTV always comes through.

  5. carter October 7, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Lindsay will attest, my thoughts while watching this episode of BHTV were very much along the lines of “WHOSE ASS IS THAT. WHO IS THAT DOING PULL-UPS. OMG WHOSE QUAD IS THAT.”

  6. Cassy October 7, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    I try to avoid watching these videos now, cause if I lost concentration at work it would be BAD (I’m an OR scrub nurse now).

    I now have to think of disgusting things to get Toews does Squats put my head. And off Hot Doctors too.

  7. Eva October 7, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    in case anyone missed it, there is an awesome Johnny Toews wink that needs to be cut into a gif ASAP. right in the beginning ladies


  8. holy-mackinaw.blogspot.com October 7, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    Due to the size of Tazer’s ass, it is only possible to view the video in widescreen. I am perfectly okay with that. Also check out how buff my birthday twin is! So proud of you PKane!!! PS I finally figured out you can comment even w/out a wordpress account, and have come out of read-only mode, so I’d like to say I love your blog ladies!

  9. Chuck October 7, 2011 at 5:23 pm #

    Might the Blackhawks media department be the best in the NHL? Best. Videos. Ever.

    Also, I want that announcer to announce my life.

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