NEALMOBILE for the first goal of the Penguins season! Get it, baby. It’s going to be a great year.
"Pants was Tweeting about you before you scored." "That's so nice! She's great."
"She thinks she controls the universe." "I hope she's right, since she likes me."
"It's a little more serious - she named her car after you." "Oh. Now this is awkward."
Stop, you can’t even! James Neal is trending WORLDWIDE. How many Tweets did I write?!?!