There was panic in loveland when Patrick Kane moved his locker stall from next to Toews’ to across the room. Aw, did somebody stay out too late and have to sleep on the couch? You know Kaner drinks right from the OJ carton too. Tazer hates that!
Okay, I had a whole post going in my head but I can’t find the picture I wanted. Until I came across this and everything ended.
Anyway, PK moved away from JT because there’s no room for the media to bask their individual awesomeness when they’re right next to each other. He left Tazer a Post-It Note explaining the trail separation and Jon filed it in his coupon keeper. Errrrbody relax.
Hey, look who plays tonight! Good thing I ordered the NHL Network while sitting in traffic this morning.
Jordan thinks this post makes my loyalties unclear.
As always, GO PENS.