Wake Up, Wake Up!

12 Sep

Last night, Dawn mastered the art of Inception and messed with my dreams.

First, I dreamed that I had a baby.  With Ovechkin.

Luckily the dream started immediately post-delivery – dreaming the baby-making or the delivery would have woken me screaming.  But Ovi was really sweet (Stop it, Dawn!) and even though we weren’t married, he wanted to baby to have his name.   Apparently we didn’t have much of a game plan, because we talked about this while driving home from the hospital.  In the car we decided to name the little girl Evelyn.  So they could be Evi and Ovi.

Even asleep, I crack myself up.

Nice try Dawn, but my brain will resist you! (I admit, this is a nice picture.)

START THIS DAMNED SEASON, ALREADY.  I’m going crazy.

Then I woke up, bewildered and laughing, and went back to sleep.  Only to dream that we were all at my wedding reception, eating of course, and there was a TV on.  Mike Green came on an infomercial for – I couldn’t make this up – men’s hair color.  The sound was off and I was freaking out for someone to turn it on or DVR it.  Every single person had a remote and zero people could work it.  Bride-zilla.

Freaking weird.

That is no hair color magic.

The good news is, I still don’t like Ovechkin.  And any future kids with Mr. Pants will be waaaaay cuter and obviously Pens fans.  I don’t think Mike’s into the Just for Men yet either.  So, is it October yet?

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8 Responses to “Wake Up, Wake Up!”

  1. lauraletang September 12, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

    Oh. My. God. I think I just DIED laughing. Probably your best post yet.

    So funny, I’ve had a dream about Ovi too….and I definitely woke up confused & laughing at myself.

    But the Mike informercial…omg…people in the cubicles next to me are staring…

  2. Jess September 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    If any hockey player was going to rock the frosted tips in 2011, I would put money on it being Mike Green.

    • dawncherrie September 12, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

      The Power of the RUSSIAN MACHINE … INCEPTION .. no … CONCEPTION! Bhahwaahahah! You love him. Just admit already.

  3. Cassy September 12, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    Can you see me giving you the look? The one that wonders if you need a hypnosis tape that yells “Mike Green” on loop?

    I actually shuddered too. And I saw nasty things at work today too…

  4. Chuck September 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    No that you mention it, Mike’s hair is really black. Almost unnaturally so.

    “Just for Men”?

    Also, this Russian baby of yours, what did her hair look like? You + Ovi = ?

  5. Lindsay September 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    I’m completely horrified. Ovi and Evi? I need to bleach my brain or something.

  6. Anonymous September 12, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    I think she watched Twilight BREAKING DAWN and then went to bed! HA!

  7. Cassy September 12, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    I love you Pants, but I’m still creeped out here…

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