Fall Down, Go Boom.

31 Aug

Well, folks, it was bound to happen.

Stanley is a little banged up, thanks to former Bruin Michael “Cool” Ryder and a flimsy Nova Scotian card table.

To which my friend Fatty J exclaimed, “Jesus Michael!”

Dios mios indeed!

What is that table made out of anyway?  Paper mache and matchsticks?

You’d think that they’d be able to find a sturdier table to hold the Cup, you know, to prevent that from happening.

Luckily, the Cup is okay.  Just a little dent.

Can’t say the same for Ryder’s pride though.

Welcome to infamy, my friend.

Man Down.

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7 Responses to “Fall Down, Go Boom.”

  1. Cassy August 31, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    Poor guy! Never mind. Can’t be worse than those pics of Sidney Crosby sleeping with the damn thing.

    And some people eat out of it *shudders*

  2. Chuck August 31, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    Some people put their babies in there!

  3. Jaime August 31, 2011 at 2:41 pm #

    And some players took it to strip clubs..

  4. Lindsay August 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    I’m never, EVER touching the Stanley Cup. It’s contaminated foreves after this crop of players. Sorry Chuck.

    • Chuck August 31, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

      They are not to first to have left cooties on the Cup.

      Don’t forget that Darren McCarty won the cup a few times…

      Sketchy McSketcherton.

  5. Pants August 31, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    I will rub it down with hand sanitizer, don’t worry. I can’t have Mikey catching a cold.

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