Ok – so MelTing sent me this last week and I have been ‘in dispose’ as of late. Sorry sweet Mel – partner in DDTBG crime.
But it doesn’t change two facts: ONE: Drew Doughty STILL hasn’t signed with the LA KINGS and TWO: it’s true that SOME HOW he got hotter over the summer. I don’t know how he did it. Maybe he’s been working out with Kris Letang. But Sweet Baby Jesus on a glazed donut with spinklies – he is looking toned, taut and super duper tasty lately – ladies.
But no matter how hot lookin’ he may be, if he doesn’t have a hockey contract, it won’t be doin’ him no good come October. So by the power of Grey Stoke, I command you Drew Doughty – SIGN ALREADY! You may say it’s not up to you but I don’t think it’s your managers playing hockey the last time I watched so make like Nike and DO IT. You’ve done the work now pick up the pen and sign on the dotted line and put a pretty X for your name. I wanna see some action in October from that nice hockey butt you’ve worked on, some jacked up hits I know you’ve got in you and some sweet yammerin’ from those lips.