Intern Jeff Skinner here, reporting from the field. Is there some kind of dictionary for girls? I cannot understand a word said in the WUYS office since that Kris Letang video. It’s like an Justin Bieber concert! Sure, he makes carrying Pants’ purse look waaaaaaay too easy but I am an athlete too. And I’ve been getting pretty buff this summer.
The BioSteel Sports Camp is on now, and since workout videos are all the rage I’m pretty happy with this one. You don’t see Biz doing any lifts, do you? Seguin’s not pumping any iron in these clips!
Of course they film Stamkos doing plate hauls while I’m doing dead lifts – dead lifts look so stupid! Not that you would notice, because Gator fainted and had to be revived in time for the earthquake drill.
The BioSteel Camp is tough – and I can concentrate now that my phone battery melted. I need an external hard drive to process all the texts I got:
Chuck: Incoherent punctuation-riddled messages about Tyler Seguin checking himself out in every reflective surface
Gator: Streaming video from Legally Blonde so I can cut Stammer’s hair, or at least get him to Bend & Snap
Pants: Why is no one paying attention to James Neal?! Nealmobile! Followed by the word HONK about two hundred thousand times.
It’ll be so easy for me to change the water cooler bottle this season – the WUYS girls are going to love it. Now you can watch the video if you promise to speak English again and stop squealing. And pay my cell phone bill.