Today is officially the Longest Day Ever. There is even a trophy.
To alleviate boredom, we suggest you follow the Nealmobile on Twitter – @jneal_18. It’s really the only hope today has to become more exciting.
This picture is from the 2010 Dallas Stars calendar. Someone clearly should have bought this for us. It looks like one of those Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials, in which we imagine Nealer flying a bush plane and playing polo before making us a gourmet dinner of hand-gathered root vegetables and frosty cold beer, followed by a midnight swim at a secret beach reachable only by Aston Martin convertible. Best Wednesday Ever, that would be.