That Just My Baby Daddy

16 Aug

A year ago, former Disney star Hilary Duff, accoplished what so many aspire to…

She snagged a professional athlete.

And a hockey player to boot.

And yesterday, Hils and her Pittsburgh Penguin hubby, Mike Comrie, announced that they are expecting a little penguin of their own.

We’re totes happy for them and personally, we feel the timing couldn’t be more perfect.

With Mike out of the game for the foreseeable future as he rehabs his surgically repaired hip, he’ll have plenty of time to dote on his pregnant lady.

“Hey Baby. You know what I could really go for? A vat of applesauce and carton of Cheez-its”

Late night runs to Albertson’s for pickles and ice cream.

Saturdays at Babies R’ Us registering for Diaper Genies, binkies, and those adorable, impossibly small oneies with monkeys on them.

Lamaze classes.

So congrats Mr. and Mrs. Duff on your bundle of joy.  May he (or she) be as adorbs as this kid…


5 Responses to “That Just My Baby Daddy”

  1. Pants August 16, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    I had an actual panic attack in Babies R’ Us over the weekend, while attempting to buy a shower gift. One baby was making a noise never before heard outside of a SAW movie. I’m pretty sure two others were pooping in the lunch box aisle. And the sheer amount of stuff you can buy for babies… shiver and cringe.

    • Lindsay August 16, 2011 at 9:54 am #

      I wondered if your Babies R’ Us story was going to make an appearance here. I was grocery shopping yesterday and a mom was talking to her kid – who was like six months old – as if they were having a regular conversation. Scary.

      Congrats to the Comries on their bun in the oven!

    • Chuck August 16, 2011 at 10:03 am #

      So. Much. Stuff.
      Where does one even start?

      You have no idea how thrilled I am that I can just buy your future baby all sorts of Star Wars stuff and it’ll be totally fine.

      Darth Vader binkie, anyone?
      or even better, this…

  2. Anonymous August 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    I’m sorry but ‘snagged Mike Comrie’ … really? gold digging in Canada for an heir might be more appropriate. Hilary is pretty enough that she could have landed something better and more attractive than that. And professional athlete is a bit of a stretch when talking about Comrie.

    • Shi August 16, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

      Whoa. That was way harsh, Ty

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