Throw Away the Key

5 Aug

So Sean Avery is a moron.  In other news, water is wet.

Avery was arrested early this morning for shoving a Hollywood, CA police office who was responding to a noise complaint about a loud party at Avery’s house [link, and yes I picked the TMZ one on purpose].  He must have had The Hangover turned up all the way because we can’t imagine anyone hanging out with this prize.  He was taken to jail and bail set at $20,000.

John Buccigross, the most effective fact-tweeter in the business, pointed out that Dallas still pays half of Sean Avery’s salary. They’re paying $950,000 a year to keep him away.  Can they get a portion of his bail, like an economic stimulus package?

It’s a shame, really, because we applaud Sean Avery’s efforts on behalf of legalizing gay marriage in NY.  It actually made us like him for a minute.  But supporting a good cause has not shaken the stupid out of him.  Being an NHL instigator and being a moron are not the same thing.  NY1 News Video here.


6 Responses to “Throw Away the Key”

  1. L August 5, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    He is just a hot mess…

    He deserves to be arrested…maybe something will click…or maybe not. He might just be a lost cause… *sigh* poor thing…

  2. Shi August 5, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    It’s really a shame because if I just saw him walking down the street I’d look at him and think “daaaaaaaaaaamn”. But no… the more I hear about him the more of a total douche he becomes. What a waste.

  3. dawncherrie August 5, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    You beat me to this …. ughhhhh! :0

    • Pants August 5, 2011 at 11:07 am #

      Sorry Dawn. You’re on fire lately! And it’s only 8:07 AM where you are. Happy Change-Up Opening Day, I’ve been here for 5 hours already.

  4. Deanna August 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    I know I’m pretty alone in this, but I’ve always had a little soft spot for Avery (probably because he’s a former Wing). He’s just amusing, I guess. Obviously this proves that he’s also a complete idiot. Oh Avery, always trouble…

  5. Cassy August 5, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    Well you know how I feel about him generally Pants, so….,

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