Pants, Chuck – Our Summer is Booked.

10 Jun

not your bummer summer!

After the NHL awards, we have try outs. I have you two booked on the East-coast for the Caps as Red Rockers and MelTing and I are booked for the West-coast try outs with the LA Kings Ice Crew. Yes, I know. Not very imaginative names for LA.  I was thinking we should be Ice Damsels  or Ice Wenches, even Ice-Cicles or Ice-Queens would be better than Ice Crew.

ice ice baby, maybe dd will give me lessons since i can't skate

Not sure how I feel about Red Rockers though too. Sort gives me images of Grannies knitting geometrically challenged 70’s colored couch covers on porches. I think you guys should be the Red Rockets or the Hot Pants Patriots. Obviously some pencil pusher without an ounce of creativity came up with these names!

let's hear it for the hot pants patriots! oh yeah!

So you can’t say that we don’t have ANYTHING to do this summer. I’ve got some skating lessons with DDTBG to line up, to strap on some, ah skates I guess,  and IN-N-OUT exercises that don’t actually involve eating … oh, well, um. hummmm. Let me think on that. 😉

 

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12 Responses to “Pants, Chuck – Our Summer is Booked.”

  1. MelTing June 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

    I actually watched the video for the L.A. Kings Ice Crew tryouts (I was bored, okay?), and there were girls there that couldn’t skate! So since skating is not a requirement, I’ve got that covered.
    And TBG plays the most minutes on the team, right? So we know he’s got the endurance covered…

  2. DawnCherrie June 10, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    Well thank god we don’t have to be able to skate! Then I can do laps and manage to fall into his lap face first!

    • MelTing June 10, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

      Or you could fall on his face, lap first.

  3. Cassy June 10, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    What about me?

  4. Shi June 10, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    I think the Ice Queens is a super cute name to go with the Kings!

    Though its not the ice crew, I actually have plans to audition to sing the national anthem at a Lightning game. Fingers crossed!

  5. MelTing June 10, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    Sing the anthem? That would be awesome! And you don’t have to wear a tiny top and low cut yoga pants for that.
    Good luck!

    • DawnCherrie June 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

      that is AWESOME! Keep us posted and if you make it let us know before so we can do a super fab post! OMG – Steven Stamkos and Squishy would be listening to you! How awesome! GOOD LUCK!

      • Shi June 10, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

        Gracias, ladies! If it happens I’m going to need all the support I can get. Holy crap, scary! I might need Stamkos to give me a hug to calm me down.

  6. Seriously Pissed June 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    The Pens Ice Crew is hiring also. Think of the opportunities…

  7. dawh cherrie June 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    They would not let me with in 100 miles of letang. And seriously, why can’t they come up with better names. ICE CREW … seriously? why not Ice princesses or ice empresses after the emperor penguins. I mean really. how hard is this? they could even have a fan contest where we could name them and take the burden off of them. but ice crew? ugh!

    • Seriously Pissed June 11, 2011 at 11:25 am #

      I know! When I heard “Ice Crew” I assumed it was a bunch of guys in coveralls prepping the ice. I guess technically they get out there with shovels and clean up the snow, but “Ice Crew” implies that they’re grumbling and wearing work gloves while they do this.

  8. dawncherrie June 12, 2011 at 1:20 am #

    Even work boots with skates at the bottom and cute over alls in hard hats would be better if you have to have the name but if you want people to apply you gotta sell it better than ICE CREW. You’re shoveling snot rockets off the ice …. at least make it seem glamerous!

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