Intern Jeff Skinner: Turn Left

8 Jun

Apparently there’s an episode of The Office where Kelly yells, “Fashion show at work! Fashion show at work!”  The WUYS girls are all over that.

I’m excited for the NHL Awards, but frankly I can’t be bothered with what to wear.  I’m just not that into fashion.  And no, Pants, I am not calling Mike Green for advice.  Instead, I decided to ask my prom dates (all 10,000 of them) in Seventeen Magazine.  So this is your chance to weigh in on my outfit: Vote here.

I wore each suit to the WUYS offices last week, and Chuck asked if I was trying to get a raise.  I reminded her I work for free.  She said in that case, could I please take my nice suit to Dunkin’ Donuts while everything’s still fresh?  But she always buys me Munchkins.

Vote soon!  The suit you pick I will also wear to Pants’ wedding next weekend.  She’s asked me to be the ring bearer, and promised to look the other way if I drink out of a red SOLO cup.  But I have to dance to Bieber with her.  Anything to make her shut up about Logan Couture.

7 Responses to “Intern Jeff Skinner: Turn Left”

  1. A June 8, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    I vote for the third suit – the one on the right. The one on the left looks like it’s funeral time. The one in the middle looks like you should be doing the electric slide while eating Pop Rocks. What? Oh, don’t make me explain that one.

    Have fun Jeff! And remember, your curfew is midnight and I need the keys back to my jeep.

    Pants – happy wedding! Congrats!

  2. Lindsay June 8, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Awwww, Intern Skinner – you make us proud! I hope you’re back next year to get the WUYS girls Mexi -Colas and figure skating lessons. My vote over at Seventeen mag was the black suit and black tie – keep it classy, Skinner. Especially in Vegas with guys like Ovi (which T-shirt will he wear to the Awards) and Greener (maybe unbuttoning his shirt even more than last year) – you’ll be the sexiest rookie there!

  3. Cassy June 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    Hey Jeff, we’re slightly disappointed you didn’t just ask us to pick the suit, but then again Dawn would probably have put you in Ovi-wear, Chuck and I probably would have gone with a black-and-gold theme and Pants, well Pants told you to call Greener and he does have questionable taste in t-shirts, let’s face it!

    But I promise to knot your tie in a proper Windsor (full not half) and you can hang it on a hook & loosen it. Save you all the frustration of trying to remember the rabbit thing.

  4. Kristin June 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    This is just… amazing.
    I love this. A lot.

    • Kristin June 8, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

      Congratulations, Pants!
      Have an awesome sauce wedding!

  5. Chuck June 9, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    I told Jeff that he should go with Suit #1. #2 is too guido and #3 looks like he stole it from his dad’s closet to wear to his cousin’s wedding.

    Oh and Jeffy – make sure you save me a dance at Pants’ wedding!

  6. Muhammad Zahid June 15, 2011 at 9:08 am #

    It is the unseen, unforgettable, ultimate accessory of fashion that heralds your arrival and prolongs your departure.
    Muhammad Zahid-22058

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