I Am The Egg-Man & Hockey Flu

25 May

also a master curler

Since Vancouver won, I’ll fess up to being the chick flashing Ben Eager just for shits and giggles – IN MY DREAMS. I don’t have a body like that. Maybe like, 15 years ago. My twins have gone a little south, let’s say. But that’s between Victoria and me and she’s doesn’t tell!


But now that I am THIS CLOSE to a full on Tiger-blooded Egg-headed-Sedin-Machine-no-trolls-allowed – goddesses-only-Bieska-lent- Torres-Torres-Torres-Hamhuis-in-the-house-Burrows-it-the-net-Stanley-Cup-Parade-Next Door? HELL YA! I don’t think there is a hockey fan out there that would miss a Stanley Cup parade even if it wasn’t ‘their’ team.

oh man, of better days ... sunny and chance of kris letang

To see ‘the cup’ and the team that won it would be awesome. Mr. Cherrie and I have already planned our escape route and run across the border because people here just don’t understand the importance of what is happening.

no, pants, I did not draw this but it has three things i love - actually make that four!

We are both calling in with Hockey Flu – which I’m saying I caught from making out with Kris Letang! And yes, I am getting way ahead of myself. But a girl can dream. I’m just so close.

the cup, kris letang, ovi, double d, bubbles in 7-up ... the beach, um .. purr fect!

4 Responses to “I Am The Egg-Man & Hockey Flu”

  1. Cassy May 25, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    They just don’t understand here either. I try with soccer analogies, but there’s all this confusion.

    People settle for me being bouncy when things go our way.

    I’ll be inconsolable if I don’t get a Bruins Eastern Conference Champions Tshirt for my birthday. I want it more than I want my final paper to pass!

  2. vancouvercoupon May 25, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    Hope they will win the Stanley cups

  3. Pants May 25, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Dawn, I know you didn’t draw that picture of Tanger because I did. 😉

  4. Seriously Pissed May 26, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    That is the greatest art I have ever seen, and I know what I’m talking about. I work at a museum.

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