Foxy Friday: Tyler Seguin

20 May

Let’s face it folks, it was only a matter of time before this post was going to happen.

FOXY FRIDAY: Tyler Seguin

On Monday, Tyler Seguin was just a baby caterpillar in his little cocoon.  On Tuesday, he emerged as a beauty butterfly with black and gold wings.

"I'm gonna unleash "Magnum" on you right...NOW!"

Seguin is this week’s Foxy Friday because he has left a #19-sized, werewolf-shaped stamp on the Bruins organization, its fans, and on the 2011 NHL Playoffs.

After not playing for the first two rounds of the playoffs, SeguinPenguin finally got the chance to show us why the Bruins selected him 1st overall in the 2010 Entry Draft.   The 6’1″ Brampton, Ontario native stepped up like Channing Tatum in that dance movie and put on a show in Tuesday’s Game 2 vs the Lightning.

In three career playoff games has 6 points (3 goals, 3 assists). Foxy.

He scored two goals and added two assists in the 2nd period of game 2, which tied an NHL record for points in a playoff period & made the rookie just the fourth Bruin to accomplish the feat.  Foxy…four times.

He’s displayed awesome speed and a youthful exuberance that is a joy to watch. Foxy.

He even looks good in a hideous 1970’s budget Bruins jacket. Foxy.

Clickity for Game 2 Presser

He makes an excellent iced coffee.  Foxy.

"Regulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

He’s ab-tastic and armed and dangerous.  Foxy.

Pants does not approve of your name tattoo...but she does approve of your muscles.

Soaring to new heights...

He looks awesome in a suit AND a Red Sox jersey.  Foxy.

I swear my mom DIDN'T pick this out for me.

Apparently he is channeling “Teen Wolf” with his interesting choice of playoff facial hair.  Foxy?

Baby playoff beard...

The jury is still out on this one…but at least he doesn’t have Bieber Bangs…

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12 Responses to “Foxy Friday: Tyler Seguin”

  1. Shi May 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    WOULD

    Oh yes, I absolutely would!

  2. laura May 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

    I’m speechless. Not gonna lie, I’ve been waiting for Friday…just for your Foxy Friday. I had an idea he’d show up 😉

    Anyway, love him. Baby Seguin is not a baby anymore. *sniff sniff* He’s all grow’d up.

  3. Pants May 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

    Dunkin’ Donuts has the best commercials ever! We should work in their marketing department.

  4. Cassy May 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    Oh Man. So NOT legal. I can’t swing that “half-your-age-plus-how-many-years-was-it-again?” Nope. Not at all. He is almost HALF my age.

    JESUS.

    And as for that speed he displays: puts Croz to shame sometimes. I was speechless when I saw it. And I saw his first goal with the team in Belfast!

    Bless, Baby Ty-Ty all growed up.

    I think you should make “I’m a Seguinista” t-shirts, Chuck.

    Just sayin’.

    • Lindsay May 20, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

      Half your age plus 7. That’s the equation – the only one, according to Pants, you need to remember in life. That is, of course, unless you’re crushing on someone outside that window. Then forget all abilities to remember math at all!

      • Seriously Pissed May 23, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

        Seriously? That equation just changed my life.

  5. scott38 May 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    This kind of shit makes it so hard for me to read and/or contribute to this blog.

    He is sort of Foxy though, in a man-crush non gay kind of Chuck Norris way…

  6. Deanna May 20, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    So, so foxy.

    Also, protect this house? More like come protect ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYfE31iacE

  7. bethm May 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    This post is making me feel all cougary.

  8. Mackenzie May 21, 2011 at 10:56 pm #

    Ohhh my god, I love that protect this house video SO. much. This might just be my favorite Foxy Friday yet. LOVE Tyler Seguin. Aaanddd, I’m only a couple months older than him! #notcougarstatus. hahahaha 🙂

    • Deanna May 21, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

      Haha I’m less than a year and a half older so no cougar status for me either! 😉

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