Pants moved to the East Coast to offer some super secret special advanced therapy to Sidney Crosby. While it has been touted as highly effective and credited to his quick recovery, Sidney has become addicted. And quite honestly, who wouldn’t. Several other Penguins have signed up for the therapy and Pants is contemplating quitting her day job and opening a special clinic. I’ve obtain secret video of her therapy sessions with Sidney. And let me tell you, it’s not pretty but extremely effective. Thanks Pants for taking one for the team.
The Real Reason Pants Moved To The East Coast.
27 Apr
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I WANT AN OFFICE PENGUIN!!!!! It can swim in the sink, we’ll even let it use the chilled filtered water. I’ll make it little sushi lunch every day and let it hit record on the DVR for Game 7 tonight!
hahahah. I thought it might make you feel better. 🙂