Beard Watch

22 Apr

We have reached a critical stage in Beard Watch 2011.  The Preds and Ducks are tied 2-2 and it’s looking like this series could go seven games.  In fact, we hope so.  Because this thing is getting epic.

Agent Orange

Shea Weber is approaching Level ELMO.  He was somewhere between bath time and Rubber Duckie, now he’s leaning toward “Here fishy, fishy, fishy!”

Faster than you can say “a la peanut butter sandiwches!”, Shea will be getting trimming that beard clear of his eyes to see the ice.  By round 2 he’ll be combing and braiding it, perhaps in Preds colors.  Ryan Getzlaf is really pissed that Weber’s growing gratuitous hair while bald guy goes bald.

Tickle Me Weber

It’s necessary to point out that Shea cheated a bit on his beard and started growing before the regular season ended.  This is frowned upon by Max Talbot, who Tweeted when he shaved clean before game 1 so his beard is all playoffs and nothing but the playoffs, so help him Sasquatch.

While Shea is not approaching Fear the Beard status yet, he is so far the most likely candidate for the Brian Wilson Kicks Your Ass Award.  Final voting will take place after the Cup is awarded.  Start tracking your candidates now.  Most likely to NOT win for his beard, even if they win the Cup (and not care because they won the Cup): our beloved Swede, Nicky B.  Seriously, I get more coverage from eating chocolate ice cream.

awwwws

Enjoy the weekend and check back Monday to see which beards surivive!

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7 Responses to “Beard Watch”

  1. dawncherrie April 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Bless Nicky B for trying! You know it tickles Ovi and Mikey when they Kiss!

    • Chuck April 22, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

      You didn’t just go there….

  2. Pants April 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    Dammit, Dawn.

  3. Cassy April 22, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Dawn just can’t help herself. You know it.

    And now I too have that visual in my mind….

    • dawncherrie April 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

      Where else was there to go? I know you all WOULD have gone there. Evenually. Maybe. Possibly. How ’bout those Blackhawks – heh?

  4. Michelle Reaney April 29, 2011 at 2:51 pm #

    It IS the sweetest playoff beard going…. YEAH 🙂

    Thank you for making me not the only person who loves this excessive growing (even if he did start early, let the bald ones be jealous 😉

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