One Day More

21 Apr

The plan for tonight’s Blackhawks game involves Chuck and I taking polyjuice potion, turning ourselves into the Sedin twins and throwing the game.  We’re talking bad penalties, own-goals, the works.

Chuck? Is that you, Chuck?

We have all kind of faith in the Hawks but some things are better not left to chance.  Plus, we’ve always wanted to be ginger and we share a brain anyway.  And Ryan Kesler changes in that locker room.  On the off chance that our plan doesn’t work out…

No, really.  The Hawks know what they need to do and they did it in game 4: come out flying.  Get a couple on the board, control the game and bit and let that give them confidence.  There’s no magic but the mullet and the bromance.

I… I will save most of what I’m thinking for tomorrow, win or loss, because I don’t want to jinx anything.  Tonight’s game doesn’t start till 10 PM ET, and I have to be at work at 6 AM ET tomorrow.  So pretty much not going to sleep… it’s worth it.  GO HAWKS!


9 Responses to “One Day More”

  1. Chuck April 21, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    But first we have to take polyjuice potion and one of us has to turn into Carey Price and the other into Brian Gionta and TOTALLY blow the Bruins/Habs game tonight.

    Hawks game is at 10pm EST so we’ll have plenty of time to get back, re-juice and become Sedinbots.


    • Cassy April 21, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

      I know where there’s a Concorde you can borrow 😀 and EXACTLY Chuck – if I could be there in person to sabotage the Habs, I would. But no matter – I am thinking of moving there. My timing sucks.

  2. Pants April 21, 2011 at 8:20 am #

    Deal. As long as I don’t accidentally get cat hair and have to stay in the stalls with Moaning Myrtle.

    • Cassy April 22, 2011 at 9:57 am #

      Looks like both plans worked – did you steal Hermione’s Timeturner to make it all work?!

  3. Lindsay April 21, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    I cannot agree with this plan to become Sedinbots. Vancouver is EVIL! I have a Hockey Hottie Pool and I can’t even have Kesler or Bieksa in my pool because it’s like cheering for Satan. The Western Canada rivalry is STRONG.

    That said, I’m SO nervous about tonight. I’m trying to console myself with the fact that IF JT loses tonight, we’ll still have the Pens – my #1 team. But the thought of Tayzer losing (and we all know how bad he loses) will make me cry. There may be tears tonight – BUT I’m holding out hope that the sexiness of the Hawks will prevail!!

  4. Seriously Pissed April 21, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    I want every series that the Pens aren’t in to go to seven. That means all of the other teams get all tired out, but we get to look at them longer.

  5. Jones April 21, 2011 at 10:23 am #

    I’m mostly cheering for Vancouver, but it kind of makes me sad to think that we might not get the full force of Jonny’s Mennonite farmer chinstrap playoff beard this year.

    • Cassy April 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

      Ooh did they throw down a challenge to Ginger Staal and Baby Staal?

      Because theirs are just so…so…so…Amish. Google for pics. Srsly.

  6. Cya April 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Now I’m feeling paranoid…Where is the Tazer Cat???

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