Mikey Monday: Round One

18 Apr

The Caps lost a tough one yesterday to Brandon Dubinsky’s mustache, but I don’t think that hideous accessory has another game in it.

MGs perfectly perfect 3 o'clock shadow does not approve of your porn stache.

Mike has 3 assists in 3 playoff games.  He’s also averaging 22 minutes of ice time.  Not bad for missing all those games, eh?  The Caps took twice as many penalties as the Rangers yesterday so defense if key.  They are getting 2 goals a game here and it just seems to depend if the Rangers get more or less.

I hope the Caps win, because I am a heathen who is cheating on her real team.   Plus I really hate the Rangers.  And how can you cheer against a team that looks like this when they score?

GLEE.

Just get to round two.  Or three.  And play the Pens so Crosby can come storming back and… okay, this is supposed to be about Mike!  Content Monitor Backstrom (that’s like a Hall Monitor) will bust us for failing to reach our quota.  He’s mad I ousted him from Mike Green Campaign HQ, but I told him he can run for VP of Adorbs.  His people (Samin, Neuvy, iCarly) are considering the offer for next season.

Welcome to The Sandlot.

Game 4 is Wednesday in NY.  The Caps look strong, but will it be enough?  I think we all had them advancing past the first round and putting the ghost of last season’s loss to an 8th seed team to rest.  Halfway through the series, are you still feeling it?

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11 Responses to “Mikey Monday: Round One”

  1. Shi April 18, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    Hells yes! I really think the Caps can make it all the way to the finals. Caps/Canucks cup!

    • Pants April 18, 2011 at 8:59 am #

      If this happens, Dawn will break her self-imposed rule and go to a Canucks game. We’ll have to run a donation drive to bail Dawn out of Canadian jail. I will handle the DC-security side and use an EMP to disarm the Sedinbots. I’ve been watching “Live Free or Die Hard” to get ready.

      • Chuck April 19, 2011 at 11:50 am #

        Can I drive the getaway car? I’m wikkid good at Rad-Mobile.

        RAD MOBILE!

  2. dawncherrie April 18, 2011 at 9:03 am #

    You’ll also have to have a charity drive to pay for my ticket! We’ve checked the cheapest prices already .. $200 a peice?!?!?!?! for nose bleed …. SRSLY. That is moe than the olympic ice hockey tickets.

    But back to Mike Green – Mr. Cherrie now calls him a S.N.A.D. – A Sensitive New Age Defenseman …. LOL! He said he eally missed seeing him play while he was out and his ‘style’. But the Rangers were going after him like heat seeking missles.

    • Pants April 18, 2011 at 11:04 am #

      SNAD!! There goes the ice tea I was drinking, right out my nose.

    • Lisa April 18, 2011 at 11:12 am #

      Poor Mike’s beautiful head was the target last night!! You know when he is paired with Erskine its not good.

  3. Cassy April 18, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    “I hope the Caps win, because I am a heathen who is cheating on her real team. Plus I really hate the Rangers. And how can you cheer against a team that looks like this when they score?”

    Ditto. Dawn – don’t you DARE say a word!

  4. Brittany April 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

    Ughh…I just can’t root for the Caps. Even if Brooks Laich was on his knees, begging me, and offering me red velvet ice cream and Dr. Pepper, I would still say no.

    I’m not a huge fan of the Rangers, either. BUT, they do have a ginger Staal.

  5. dawncherrie April 18, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    Oh but cheating on your team is so delightful … I do with Tanger! 😉 And it feels so good!

    • Cassy April 19, 2011 at 6:23 am #

      I blame you lot for this. I see #21 and #52 and I just can’t bloody help myself.

    • Brittany April 19, 2011 at 8:50 am #

      I must say – if I WERE to cheat, it would definitely be with Brooks. *sigh*

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