I Need A Distraction.

22 Mar

Rarely can I find photos of TBG with his shirt off but I hit PAY DIRT today. Depressed about Ovi’s situation and not wanting an outburst from Pants if I post another shirtless picture of him, I went looking of some of my other honeys. and yes, I will get to Kris Letang because what is a day without Kris Letang? MEANINGLESS. Even though he plays for the Penguins.

Is he flexing because he KNOWS he's being photographed?

Not because I like Jonathan Toews but because I think these are HILARIOUS. In one he looks like he’s going to eat the baby like Fat Bastard in Austin Powers and the other, well, it speaks for itself. The guy needs a serious VACATION or to get laid and I’m sure there are many of our faithful readers who would sign up to help out. We should have a WUYS Get Jonathan Toews LAID charity event and give out t-shirts – I HELPED JT RELEASE STRESS! or I GAVE IT UP IN CHICAGO or I WENT DOWN ON CAPT. BLACKHAWK.  Because evidently hockey isn’t getting it done for him. He still seems like he needs to release SOMETHING.

See? JT is about to BLOW! Where's Ke$ha ... ?

Baby, the other, other white meat!

OK, then I found this hilarious GIF where a shirtless Malkin, Trannysaurusrex and I can’t tell the other Penguin, (I’m sure you all will let me know!;) ) are lined up in a row clapping like circus seals. PRICELESS.

the enthusiasm is amaza-balls!

Of course we all wish for this:

don't we?

And I had no idea Ovi was into Furbies but I’ve always said I don’t judge:

shouldn't it be 8 -8 - 8- 8- no, I know, it's for the Ovechtrick. or 6 before that?

And lastly, Mikey get’s some much-needed R&R from Animal. I know why and how it happened but I’m saving that for its own special post. I have the inside scoop of how they finally got Animal out and it took a SERIOUS professional.

Good Night Gracie.

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16 Responses to “I Need A Distraction.”

  1. MelTing March 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

    I was wondering how long it was going to take you to find that photo of TGB! But it is one of those photographs that someone has to tell you who it is, and even then it could be anyone. Not completely satisfying.
    Thanks for your help in making him the sex symbol he deserves to be.

  2. dawncherrie March 22, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    I KNOW! It wasn’t very satisfying but I have to take what I can get! A girl could bounce a quarter off those abs as long as he doesn’t laugh! 😉 Mr. Cherrie got me a an autographed puck from ny other favorite 8 and an autographed jersey card! I squeed! something touched by god! 🙂

  3. Cya March 22, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    I wanted to thank you gals for the website. I found you guys a couple of days ago while suffering through a horrible sinus infection. I think I went through your site for a couple hours and looking at hot hockey players eased the pain. Being a blackhawks, kings and capitals fan, it’s a one stop shop. Keep up the good work!

  4. Lulu March 23, 2011 at 2:41 am #

    This site is the bestest! I believe that is Kunitz sitting next to Geno and Staalzy.

  5. Pants March 23, 2011 at 6:21 am #

    I thought it might be Kunitz, but I think it’s Ben Lovejoy actually. And will you leave Jonathan Toews alone?! He’s not going to eat a baby! It’s hard being 23, rich, a Cup champ, captain AND having to hang out with Patrick Kane all the time. Imagine spending every waking moment with Stifler. Jon is probably having his first intelligent conversation in months with that baby. (Only kidding, loves to Kaner. But really.)

  6. Shi March 23, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    Holy abs, batman! I am speechless. Excuse me sir, I have some clothes that need washing, can I borrow you?

    Aww… Kane as Stifler. It’s funny because its true.

    • dawncherrie March 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

      I KNOW! who knew! I only wish he’d run around like that more often!

  7. Meg March 23, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    It’s definitely Chris Kunitz. I ran into him at a bar on St. Patty’s day and talk about an asshole. I will forever know his face…

    • dawncherrie March 23, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

      I’m sorry you ran into ANY Penguin except Tanger on St. Paddy’s day. Not enough Alcohol could help that experience! 😉

      • Meg March 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

        The good news is he was with Max Talbot, who was dressed in all green with a green headband. I distinctly remember Max fist pumping. He would!

  8. Cassy March 23, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    Hands up if you just want to snuggle in next to Fidget and rest your head on his shoulder…?

    Pants: I’m gonna get handsy…

    • Amy March 23, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

      Oh…pick me, pick me!

  9. Brittany March 23, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    I would buy that Toews shirt. No question.

  10. Seriously Pissed March 23, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    Why are they in jail? Were they arrested for being too pretty?

  11. dawncherrie March 23, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

    Maybe that’s why Drew’s not allowed to be shirtless! It would cause at riot in LA again. Becuase you totally know Heidi Androl hit that. She’s worked her way through the LA Kings.

  12. alexisfrisinger March 24, 2011 at 9:38 am #

    you sure that top photo is Tazer?
    love Staalsy not the Pens.

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