Mikey Monday: Fashion Police

21 Mar

Mike comes off long-term IR tomorrow and is eligible to return to the lineup vs. Philly tomorrow night.  Obviously we want Mike to wait till he’s really ready.  And to be careful.  We suggest some protective measures, but we’re not quite sure if it’s time to bring this back:

Shock absorbption

This is from an old Caps’ X’s and O’s video where Mike discusses power play tactics.  While looking like a raggamuffin porcupine.  How did he ever get a helmet on over that?

Shock absorption.

Is there some magic in these acute angles that could protect again head injury?  Does the math suggested by this architecture reveal the location of the island from Lost? This is the equation Mike was trying to do on his white board:

Please excuse my dear aunt...

I hope Mike plays tomorrow.  I saw a guy at Whole Foods yesterday in an Ovechkin jersey and wanted to launch an aerial attack from the bulk nuts section.  You can hold yourselves over with this Caps Red Line “Cruisin'” video about Mike’s elementary school garden visit.  In which he shows off his fancy Maserati while possibly wearing sweatpants with workboots.  [video]  Between that and the Yankees hat… you’re testing our patience, Mike.

WUYS hates the Yankees.


7 Responses to “Mikey Monday: Fashion Police”

  1. Lisa March 21, 2011 at 7:24 am #

    Hope Mike comes back safely! Looks like Ovi may not play against the Flyers!!

  2. Chuck March 21, 2011 at 7:30 am #

    That hair…
    I don’t even know what to say. He doesn’t do it on purpose, right?

    That hat…*shudders*
    Unacceptable, Michael.

  3. alexisfrisinger March 21, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    no Ovi tomorrow night? darn. Go Flyers.

  4. Cassy March 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    Oi! I’ve got 2 baseball hats like that! I feel for Fidget – uncontrollable hair is, well, uncontrollable. And I’ve worn much worse especially when I’m sick!

    Ps I’d wear the NY hat in Boston. I like living dangerously 😉

  5. Amy March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Just shook my head when I saw the hat-I feel your pain.

    • Aimee March 21, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

      The one advantage to the homer Yankees hat is that it covers up his hairdo. Although in his defense his hair has been looking better lately, maybe he has more time for haircuts since he’s not traveling. He wore that same hat on Christmas Eve at Nicky’s house on 24/7. Nicky should of snatched that hat and thrown it in the fireplace.

      I don’t think we’ll be seeing Mike play anytime soon. He hasn’t been practicing recently, he was supposed to practice today but didn’t. He also hasn’t participated in contact drills since he was hurt.

      • Aimee March 21, 2011 at 10:54 pm #

        sorry, I put this comment in the wrong place.

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