Intern Post: Jeff Skinner

9 Feb

Hello!  Intern Jeff Skinner here, very excited to be writing my first post for WUYS.  In case you missed it I scored two goals last night.  We still lost 3-2 in overtime to the Devils, but that’s okay.  I don’t want the girls thinking that I can do everything around here all by myself.

Pants insists I point out that I have 20 goals.  Same as Ovechkin. Now she’s making me record it on Dawn’s voicemail.

Spot the Cane

Chuck says my first goal was awesome because it’s scored from way over here [video].  I think it was just a lucky opening and I got a great pass then the shot got up and… oh wait, she fell asleep.  I forgot to bring her tea this morning.  Well, I’m new.

FREE HUGS!

My second goal was more Pants’ style – right in front of the net, scooping up the rebounds [link].  She especially liked the hugging part at the end.  Then she asked if Eric is looking for an internship.  Maybe she doesn’t think I’m strong enough to lift the water bottle onto the cooler.

2 CUTE 4 U

I’m a little upset that I wasn’t invited to “Ask the Canes” this week to talk about my favorite Valentine’s Day candy [video].  How will the WUYS girls know what to buy me on Monday? I guess if I said “bite-size Snickers” there’s a chance 10,000 screaming girls will show up at the game and start tossing them onto the ice.  Would that really be so bad?  I’d totally share.  Pants suggests Whatchamacallit candy bars are her favorite.  In exchange, she & Chuck have promised to do an American Idol-style casting call to determine which prom I will attend this year.  Stay tuned.

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5 Responses to “Intern Post: Jeff Skinner”

  1. Chuck February 9, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    Jeff, it is okay that you forgot my tea this morning. I forgive you. You’re still learning like a new, fluffy puppy.

    Project Prom Date is in full effect!!

  2. Cassy February 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm #

    Can I help with his tux fittings? I, er, have a tape measure… *drops pen on floor* oh, er, Jeff… Wouldya be a honey and pick that up for me?

  3. dawncherrie February 9, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    um … you need to re-record my voice mail jeffy pooh. That was not funny. Pants is not allowed to give the script. If this happens again, I’ll make you wear my Ovi sweats around the office!

  4. :) March 22, 2011 at 3:38 am #

    I love you Jeff skinner

    • Chuck March 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

      Intern Jeff loves you too!

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