Last week’s Foxy Friday homage to Max Talbot, courtesy of Pants, got me thinking about all the other scrumptious French-Canadian players in the NHL. I will always hold a special spot in my heart for Martin “Squishy” St. Louis. He’s just so mon-petite and absolutely adorable that I just want to put him in my pocket. I mean, seriously, look at that face!
Adorable. But I think this week’s Foxy Friday feature belongs to the Comeback Kid, Mr. Patrice Bergeron.
He looks distinguished and smart. Patrice is that super hot college professor whose class on Comparative French Poetry you are really only taking because he reads Hugo and Baudelaire out loud and smells like wood and leather.
While Squishy is cute like a puppy, Patrice is classy. Dare I say, regal? I also happen to think that his broken nose, courtesy of Randy Jones, makes him looks even better.
What do you think? Is Professor Bergeron worth waking up for that 8am Monday morning class?
Oui. Un million des oui.